Who Cooks Normally: Alex because Jack is always catching the curtains on the windows above the stove on fire. They’ve already replaced a billion sets.
How Often Do They Fight: On a daily basis, because the only thing they have in common is how much they love each other. If they weren’t in love they’d probably be enemies.
What Do They Do When They Are Away From Each Other: Have lots of phone sex and they are constantly masturbating to satisfy their urges.
Nicknames For Each Other:
Who Is More Likely To Pay For Dinner: Jack because he has to make up for his lack of skills in the kitchen.
Who Steals The Covers At Night: Alex because he knows if he steals them he gets more Jack Cuddles :3
What Would They Get Each Other For Gifts: Jack would get Alex a golden dildo and red wine and Alex would get Jack Home Alone on DVD and a bottle of KY.
Who Kissed Who First: Jack kissed Alex first because Alex was straight but Jack knew his kiss would turn Alex homosexual like how when the princess kisses the frog he turns into a prince.
Who Made The First Move: Jack of course, he had to turn Alex gay!
Who Remembers things: Rian.
Who Started The Relationship: Alex because once he realized how much he cared for Jack he couldn’t bear the thought of being without him.
Who Cusses More: That is like asking if Rian likes Starbucks more that Zack likes Exercise.
What Would They Do If The Other One Was Hurt: Alex would say something like “Oh Shit!” then dial 911. Jack would start screaming and shaking Alex and yelling shit like “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME ALEX! DON’T YOU DIE!” and Alex would be sitting there like “Bro, I just stubbed my toe.”
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